perfectblemishes:

poshspice:

perfectblemishes:

poshspice:

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

i don’t know what motivated me to keep going except i have an ass and i don’t like it.

i can’t find jeans i like. with an ass, i need ~curvy jeans, and guess what? i like having my french bottom half. things fit better when you’re built like a 12 year old.

my ass is like a shelf, i’m positive i could set things on it. it will never go away. i’ve had it since i was like, 11. bawwwww.

LOL. i thought i want a shelf ass. but it turns out, all the jeans i like to wear need my flat ass again. but, i feel for you. because i can rest things on my boobs. literally. i can eat on my boobs without hands.

ahhh, see - i’m all butt, no tits. i’m barely a b-cup. i am shaped like a pear~.

i’m a weird hourglass. my chest and my hips are pretty equal, but i have dd boobs and no ass.

at least you guys have ~either. i have no ass, just wide hips and no boobs. i’m like…an a-cup. negl. xD

i’ll take some of your hips for some boobs.

deal.

i would lovee to be able to fit into smaller pants. negl. [= and buy you know, a bra that will be put to use cause mine’s just…there. xD

i’d like to do the samba and have hips to shake.

and i’d like to fit in a smaller bra. not that i don’t love my boobs, because they’re a conversation topic, for serious, but i’d be okay with a d.

beautifuldirtyrich:

melanieee:

memmis:

lunatique:

dskzero:

Bill Shankly

pimper’s paradise is my new favorite song title ever.

love always,

jenn

p.s. what is my pimper’s paradise?

perfectblemishes:

poshspice:

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

i don’t know what motivated me to keep going except i have an ass and i don’t like it.

i can’t find jeans i like. with an ass, i need ~curvy jeans, and guess what? i like having my french bottom half. things fit better when you’re built like a 12 year old.

my ass is like a shelf, i’m positive i could set things on it. it will never go away. i’ve had it since i was like, 11. bawwwww.

LOL. i thought i want a shelf ass. but it turns out, all the jeans i like to wear need my flat ass again. but, i feel for you. because i can rest things on my boobs. literally. i can eat on my boobs without hands.

ahhh, see - i’m all butt, no tits. i’m barely a b-cup. i am shaped like a pear~.

i’m a weird hourglass. my chest and my hips are pretty equal, but i have dd boobs and no ass.

at least you guys have ~either. i have no ass, just wide hips and no boobs. i’m like…an a-cup. negl. xD

i’ll take some of your hips for some boobs.

unless it’s “to the windows, to the wall”. then do it all you want.

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

cigarettesandsongs:

poshspice:

i don’t know what motivated me to keep going except i have an ass and i don’t like it.

i can’t find jeans i like. with an ass, i need ~curvy jeans, and guess what? i like having my french bottom half. things fit better when you’re built like a 12 year old.

my ass is like a shelf, i’m positive i could set things on it. it will never go away. i’ve had it since i was like, 11. bawwwww.

LOL. i thought i want a shelf ass. but it turns out, all the jeans i like to wear need my flat ass again. but, i feel for you. because i can rest things on my boobs. literally. i can eat on my boobs without hands.

ahhh, see - i’m all butt, no tits. i’m barely a b-cup. i am shaped like a pear~.

i’m a weird hourglass. my chest and my hips are pretty equal, but i have dd boobs and no ass.

ever in a billion years. even after, the aliens take over on december 4, 2012, they will go, “no, my love does not fit in with ‘to the sweat drop to my balls, damn these bitches crawl’ ever.”