OH OKAY.
if you can pay off your tax bill in earrings…then, well, i guess it’s safe to say either a) your earrings are awesome and i want them or b) you tax bill isn’t high.
i fucking love this sport and all its crazies. you don’t hear this kind of stuff coming out of tennis, but football? yeah.
what. WHAT. WHAT. fuck you paraguay.
let me show you a piece of my mind. it starts with my right foot.
i’m not even argentinan. i’m defensive over a country i’m NOT FROM.
comparing kim clijisters to roger federer is absurd.
that’s like saying that fernando torres or any guy who just became a father has gone through what i went through. seriously. they don’t have weight gain or have their body change all over or any of the things i’ve been through three times. i’m not saying a baby doesn’t change you, because it does, a lot, in every way possible, but fathers don’t have to be there 24/7 regardless. they have an option to step away from being a father and not be so hands-on with their children. i’m not saying every man does that or that i want any man should (i’m talking to you harvey), but, every man can and has that option, so shut the fuck up. really. because the truth is, if i were to get back into my form when i was playing football, that would be impressive. but i won’t ever be able to play 90+ minutes, the way i did once. or even my tennis form, that would be impressive too. but my brother? well, my brother can go back and get into his tennis form anytime he’d like. he just chooses not to because he knows he could be ranked well within the top 20 and refuses to do something with his life.
lookin fresh 2 deaf.I HATE GUIDOS SO MUCH.
oompa guido
you know these guys get more pussy than any of you
lmao
LMFAOOOOO OUCH.
the guy who said these guys get more pussy than me has never met me before. i’m not orange. i wine and dine. i’m a female douchebag. they don’t get more pussy than me.
they might get more dick in their ass though.
(via fuckyeahcristianoronaldo)
he’s gunna live, guys. i don’t care if sir fergie lives, really, but ronaldo? he’s in the country of ridiculously tight pants. england was holding him back.
weheartfootball:beautifuldirtyrich:(via forca)
OMG WIN. CESCY, THEO, GUNNERSAURUS. EPIC PHOTO IS EPIC.
Okay lol what happened!? It’s like no shorts, shirt on backwards…
First he burns his dinner, now he can’t dress himself properly. Oh Cesc.
…cesc, you’re worrying me. and i rarely get worried about you.
who makes a budweiser dress (awful beer, first of all, thanks. i’ll take my sam adams, boston lager) and then puts it on a girl that young women are looking up to?
